Threw out another Craigslist ad looking for booted guys in NYC. A few hours later, I got a hit from a a guy who's name sounded rough and rugged. His first email said he was 6'3" 249lbs. Woof. Size 13, too? Double woof!
Then there was a follow-up email with a pic of his very underwhelming (and slightly feminine, IMO) boots. Doesn't anybody wear work boots in this city?
I was on the fence about replying, until he asked me, "What is the nature of your cause?"
Translation: I am going to be a pain in the ass.