Is it 1996 Again?

Most of you know about my raging cop fetish.  It's bad enough you can't even talk to one online, let alone meet one for a trample session, but still, I persist.

I got a response from someone who replied to my Craigslist ad looking for a cop.

"Are you a cop?" I asked early on in our conversation..
"No, I'm still in the preliminary stages."

"Too bad, but maybe he's hot anyway," I thought.  I asked him his weight.
"160"  This would be Disappointment #1

I pressed on.  "Do you have any boots?"
He said he had Doc Martens.  Disappointment #2.  I really can't stand those boots.  I just find them really ugly.  And also, you never see them on construction worker or cops.

Then came the picture of them.  Jesus Christ.  They look like something a girl would wear to an Alanis Morrissette concert in 1996.

He told me he had combat boots.  I was interested now.  So I pestered him for a pic.  He was so happy to have found them.

He sent me this, the "Loch ness Monster" of boot pics.  And Disappointment #3  Seriously, what the hell is going on here?

In the end, he wanted to trample me but he was also skittish about the dangerous aspect of it.